Recipe for better than sex tart..well better than sex with jon.

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better than sex tart..well better than sex with jon.

Ingredients

shortbread crust: 3/4 cup ( 1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter

1/3 cup confectioners' sugar

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1/4 tsp. salt

Instructions: Blend ingredients to make a soft dough. Pat into a 9 or 10 inch tart or pie pan. Prick crust well with fork. Bake in 350 degree F oven for 15-20 minutes.

mascarpone filling: 2 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, room temperature

2 (8-ounce) containers mascarpone cheese, room temperature

1 1/4 cups sugar

2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

4 large eggs, room temperature

How to make better than sex tart..well better than sex with jon.

this is a raspberry mascarpone tarte, quite simple to make even for a noob like me.

beat the cream cheese, mascarpone cheese, and sugar in a large bowl until smooth, scraping down the sides of the bowl with spatula. Beat in the lemon juice and vanilla. Add the eggs, 1 at a time, beating until blended after each addition.

Pour cheese mixture over the crust in the pan. Place the springform pan in a large roasting pan. (do a bain marie) Bake until the center of the tarte moves slightly when the pan is shaken, about 1 hour 5 minutes ( cake will become firm when it is cold).place berries. Transfer the cake to a rack cool for 1 hour. Refrigerate until the tarte is cold, at least 8 hours .

i used chocolate to decorate but you can certainly use whatever you like. hazelnut spread would be a good sub , just thin it out with a bit of cream.

once again any ice wine should so as with most desserts , for me i would enjoy this with Baileys. but then again im a drunk...

Comments on better than sex tart..well better than sex with jon.

  • yongfook
    yongfook says

    how can someone with such a vile personality produce something so beautiful.

  • JaiLovesCake
    JaiLovesCake says

    if by vile you mean sexy (WHICH U DO) then all i can say is thanks , i tried. hopefully i'll learn something at the FCI when i start there.

  • iconsam
    iconsam says

    that is hott.

  • dubow
    dubow says

    lol... does that mean sex with jon is "so bad that just eating this tart can trump it"... or "so good that it takes a tart like this to beat it"?!

  • JaiLovesCake
    JaiLovesCake says

    lol go with the first one.this is the tart you eat AFTER sex with jon to make yourself feel less sad :p

  • yongfook
    yongfook says

    >this is the tart you eat AFTER sex with jon to make yourself feel less sad Actually I think you'll need two tarts.

  • telliecoin
    telliecoin says

    tart is absolutely lovely! :) I think I may try making it... in retrospect I might make 3 or 20 kidding but lovely tart I may try making it with other berries as well .. thanx for the recipe!

  • sideshowjo
    sideshowjo says

    Your tart base is so perfectly made! I am still struggling with tarts.

  • Sinbad
    Sinbad says

    Hot damn! That's beautiful. Is there any substitute for mascarpone? Not so sure I can find any in my area.

  • JaiLovesCake
    JaiLovesCake says

    thanks sinbad :) , im not sure about the substitute. Maybe if you substitute it for equal parts mixed ricotta and softened cream cheese it might turn out good.

  • theory
    theory says

    This looks delicious. However, does it not bother you even slightly that if you get married your partner, regardless of how they look at the time of marriage, will inevitably end up being incredibly, incredibly fat?

  • JaiLovesCake
    JaiLovesCake says

    nope LOL. more to love!

  • rockchick
    rockchick says

    Maybe I should live at YOUR house instead.

  • reinarama
    reinarama says

    I want a bite

  • harry
    harry says

    I'm a vegan, personally, but I'm going to try my best to modify this one (somehow... *crosses fingers*) and hope it comes out half as beautifully as it looks.

  • KamanKaman
    KamanKaman says

    hahaha poor jon....

  • isaygday
    isaygday says

    Actually, lucky jon...he gets the girl and the tart.

  • athibeault
    athibeault says

    Jailovescake, I don't mind someone using one of my photos, but I would appreciate it if you would give credit and a link to my photos at www.thibeault.smugmug.com. That is actually a photo of a White Chocolate Raspberry Tart and can be found on page 10 of my desserts album. Thanks, Ann

  • foodieCA
    foodieCA says

    Shame on you for stealing Ann's pic! Consider yourself outed and of course the other food pics are assumed to be stolen as well! Very classless of you!!

  • nemesis
    nemesis says

    Didn't anyone think it was just a little bit odd that there are clearly raspberries and chocolate in that tart, but there are NO raspberries or chocolate listed in the ingredients for the alleged recipe??? Does anybody here actually cook? Or are ALL of these photos stolen from other people?

  • MissyCook
    MissyCook says

    I recognize the tart picture! Ann has many wonderful foodie pics on her site, can't believe you would even try to pass it off as your own. Just plain low. I doubt you have ever made a tart.

  • jessyf
    jessyf says

    Jailovescake - you are so OWNED!

  • river
    river says

    jailovescake-you ARE a noob. UGH! I'd like to see something you actually baked or cooked yourself.

  • nttLove2Eat
    nttLove2Eat says

    How come there are rasberries on the pic but not in the recipe? Oh yeah... that pic is not your own, is it? It belongs to AnnT from the Cooking forum at Gardenweb.com! Hum... another one taken without permission!

  • Ustoleapic
    Ustoleapic says

    Hey jailoves cake - get with the program - these recipes are supposed to b e your own and the photos as well! Repeat after me " I will not steal photos, I will not steal photos, I will not steal photos"... get the picture? (pun intended)

  • cookerdo
    cookerdo says

    The picture looks delicious, but that recipe is not the picture. Do you cook anything, or just find a picture and dream up a lame recipe?

  • potsie
    potsie says

    How utterly embarrassing to be caught thieving a picture! Well, at least you should be very embarrassed. Shame, shame, shame.

  • compulady
    compulady says

    Your plagiarism makes me wonder if Jon and the sex were frauds too! Shame, shame, shame!

  • Snap58
    Snap58 says

    It's not nice to behave nasty on the internet....You'll always get caught! People who love to cook don’t try to take credit for someone else’s photos and ideas. Give credit where credit is due!!

  • Magic
    Magic says

    What a fraud you are! You did not bake that tart and that is not your picture! It makes me wonder if ANY of these pictures or recipes are truly yours.o take credit for. You should be ashamed of yourself for taking credit for something that is not yours to take credit for.

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